Senor Pudgy Sends Me News of Williston,ND

by Viktor Quixote

Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee the veracity of news that has reached me solely from Maximilian Sebastian d'Casa Oro regarding the city of Williston, North Dakota. Senor D'Oro faces charges of pandering, criminal sexual conduct, and embezzlement of government funds in his native Cuba--charges which he dismisses as part of a campaign of persecution against him by the present regime.

Maximilian Sebastiano d'Casa Oro

Maximilian Sebastian D'Casa Oro, a Cuban National and former desk clerk at the Havana Cabana who entered the U.S. seven months ago to register a plea with the Department of Immigration for protection from Cuban persecution (still pending)--recently wrote to me the following factitious account:

"MIAMI. November 17, 2020. A flotilla of watercraft transporting more than 100 Cubans arrived in late September at Key West, Florida where a Boeing 727 whisked them away to Williston, ND--a place of riches that I, Maximilian Sebastiano d'Casa Oro, believe to be el ultimo pueblo explosivo de Los Estados Unidos (America's Last Boom Town)."

Sebastiano writes that through special arrangement by North Dakota's Department of Labor and the Miama-based group "Congress of Cuba in Exile (CCE)," each of the newly landed Cubans received a $1,500 Walmart gift-card and hotel voucher good for a month's accommodations at the Williston Hilton Suites at no charge. 

In exchange, each émigré signed a two-year indenture of employment with the Sino-Canadian Oil Group, obliging the Cuban to attend three weeks' training in fracking and police procedures, followed by guaranteed employment for 23 months in an area of the Bakkan considered sacred by local Native American groups. Cuban workers accepting a sealed indenture will be paid $100,00.00 annually. Their duties are to provide support and protection for the shale field's current workforce of 1,300 Chinese Nationals recruited by Sino-Candian from persons displaced by the Three Gorges Dam in the Yiling District of the Hubei province of China.

Training for the new employees ended on October 18. Indentured workers enjoyed a week's leave. At leave's end, the group took up their new duties in the fracking field, once considered holy ground to Native Americans. The area is nearly self-contained and has housing, recreation, shopping and other services available without even having to drive. According to D'Casa Oro, the incoming Cuban contingent was well-received, assimilated easily, and quickly signed up for offers by Sino-Canadian management of high extra incentive pay for third-shift patrol work.

Native Americans Have Declared:

The Sino-Canadian Oil Group Cares Nothing for
the Human Beings' Long Use of This Land for
Sacred Purposes, and Vow to Return for Justice. 

Over Summer of 2018, Native American protests and episodic sabotage caused Sino-Canadian fracking operations to be suspended for ten days. No fatalities resulted from dozens of small skirmishes launched by local tribes on Chinese workers and fracking  set-up crews making preparation upon hallowed land. The site is presently back up and fracking.  

Don Sebastian writes in happier terms of several Cuban-Chinese engagements to wed and the development of a hybrid cuisine which workers call Cosina Cubana de Bejing (Peking's Cuban Kitchen). "

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Readers are cautioned to seek official confirmation before contacting the Sino-Canadian Oil Group or considering travel to North Dakota. Information contained here should be questioned. It may be exaggerated, false, or a seductive picture painted by Maximilian Sebastiano D'Casa Oro to attract workers to Williston--a city so labor-hungry that it will pay persons like Sebastiano a per capita fee for each worker referral. 

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