by Viktor Quixote
Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee the veracity of news that has reached me solely from Maximilian Sebastian d'Casa Oro regarding the city of Williston, North Dakota. Senor D'Oro faces charges of pandering, criminal sexual conduct, and embezzlement of government funds in his native Cuba--charges which he dismisses as part of a campaign of persecution against him by the present regime.
Maximilian Sebastian D'Casa Oro, a Cuban National and former desk clerk at the Havana Cabana who entered the U.S. seven months ago to register a plea with the Department of Immigration for protection from Cuban persecution (still pending)--recently wrote to me the following factitious account:
Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee the veracity of news that has reached me solely from Maximilian Sebastian d'Casa Oro regarding the city of Williston, North Dakota. Senor D'Oro faces charges of pandering, criminal sexual conduct, and embezzlement of government funds in his native Cuba--charges which he dismisses as part of a campaign of persecution against him by the present regime.
Maximilian Sebastiano d'Casa Oro |
Maximilian Sebastian D'Casa Oro, a Cuban National and former desk clerk at the Havana Cabana who entered the U.S. seven months ago to register a plea with the Department of Immigration for protection from Cuban persecution (still pending)--recently wrote to me the following factitious account: