Senor Pudgy Sends Me News of Williston,ND

by Viktor Quixote

Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee the veracity of news that has reached me solely from Maximilian Sebastian d'Casa Oro regarding the city of Williston, North Dakota. Senor D'Oro faces charges of pandering, criminal sexual conduct, and embezzlement of government funds in his native Cuba--charges which he dismisses as part of a campaign of persecution against him by the present regime.

Maximilian Sebastiano d'Casa Oro

Maximilian Sebastian D'Casa Oro, a Cuban National and former desk clerk at the Havana Cabana who entered the U.S. seven months ago to register a plea with the Department of Immigration for protection from Cuban persecution (still pending)--recently wrote to me the following factitious account:

Viktor Quixote Pleads: Read Me

 

The above painting is  the work of Lucy the Elephant, the fabulous pachyderm who dances, plays the harmonica, paints, and for whom Bob Barker was willing to pay the Edmonton Zoo $400,000 to retire to a warm climate. Sadly, Lucy remains the northernmost elephant in North America--up there freezing in Alberta, Canada--and the only elephant north of the so-called snow line.

The below banner belongs to the blog-aggregator Tommy George, who chose my site to feature as a model--or maybe a bad example, I don't know. I do know that not a single person has visited, so I am leaving it to good people of unusual tastes to drop by my site, care of The Tommy George Site, where I am a new affiliate. 

So . . . click below and let the love flow.

Viktory Vox: Sickness in Love

Midnight Lies

As told to Viktor Quixote by Himself

       

                        

Tonight some future life dreads
Youth that lies sullen in your bed
No more can intellect deny
The preposterous truth of lovers' lies:
The contrived rage that makes you sin hotter
Makes you gag and stench for me
How bad can play-jealousy be?

Rectal Masturbation with Vegetables May Inseminate Persistent Microvirus

a Factitious Report by One Who Must

Always make sure your vegetables are properly condomized before anal or rectal insertion, or you
may find yourself developing unsightly cysts in the perineal area. Let your partners know this, use it on him or her, and practice with every insertion--as a couple or alone. Coconut oil acts as a tasty lubricant, but again--use a dental dam before insertion into mouth.

All this unabashed hygiene truth takes me back to C. Everett Coop's perplexity in the early 1980's true American sexual practices as the age of AIDS cracked, illuminating ATM behaviours and transmission of microbiomics from one partner's egestive outlet to her lover's eager if unwitting ingestion via French Kissing. When one panelist inferred this was common Biological knowledge, the unfazed Coop looked in the camera and asked a national audience, "Then why are so many people still rimming?" Broadcasters considered "rimming" a proper medical term, and let it pass to air. I miss C. Everett Coop. What about you?

So in future vegetable intercourse, protect yourself. You don't want Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle coming after you.

Cult of Pinkie Love

as told to Viktor Quixote by One Who Must Remain Nameless

Cult of Pinkie Love:                       a Confessional                24 December 2017

The painful memory of her abrupt disappearance--spirited away by her dad the small-town grifter, and another man who turned out to be the father of her middle child (she has three kids by three dads)--still haunts me and replays in my mind. Even tonight, I continue to mutter to myself, almost enjoying the bittersweet hollowness I feel inside, for I do love her, and the near literary quality of irony inherent in the incident that sparked my arrest and our still-running order of no contact.

Does Evil Exist Outside the Mind of Man?

Malignant Narcissism: Trending or Ending?

by Tommy George

(thanks for the plug, Vik!)

I envision myself as an author dealt a unique thematic niche based on my personal recognition and experience of Malignant Narcissism, a psychiatric disorder declared by Erich Fromm (perhaps a touch melodramatically) as the “quintessence of evil.” I ask you--reader, story editor, agent, publicist, and publisher--to consider such claims 1) in light of the theme's still-evolving definition, 2) in terms of Media Relations: what professional protocol is needed to legitimize and differentiate a new niche within the Mass Mind. After these near-imponderables, if you are still willing, I ask that you take a look at my writing so far in this odd milieu.
My ambition is to carve a market-niche for myself on tales revolving around a personality disorder syndrome considered by some--notably Erich Fromm, the originator of the term, and psychiatrist M. Scott Peck, author of People of the Lie--as evil: malignant narcissism.

The semiology (symptomology) of this psychic aberration is difficult to pin down because of its skillful, practiced duplicity. It scapegoats others for destructive acts wrought in secret by its own machinations, and its perpetrators display a convincing semblance of self-as-victim to the public.
Its behavioral manifestations are as diverse as the range of comorbid disorders that attach themselves to the malignant core of the syndrome, and appear as secretly disordered inscrutabilities of so many stripes--some so scandalously outre that the author considers the hidden malignancy syndrome a "buzzworthy" phenomenon.

With mass audiences hungry for new twists, malignant narcissism (more properly called narcissistic personality disorder syndrome) could very well trend into mainstream popular media with a smartly coordinated, properly informed effort. The thematic conflict boils down to a simple, harrowing question: does evil have an independent existence, apart from human foibles? Is it a free-floating entity, searching for a host victim? Or is it a series of life- constricting cathexes instilled generation to generation, and purgeable via intense behavioral and emotional treatment? It is a universal question, answerable only when nothing but the unvarnished truth remains.

Doctors Declare Masturbation Will Fend Off Cancer of the Prostate

by Viktor Quixote

Ladies, the woman pictured above
has advice on how to help your man
and yourself. Clik and explore.

November 22, 2018. Thanksgiving Day. Researchers now agree that as men age and testosterone levels decline, so does frequency of intercourse between partners. Conversely, slow developing disorders of the prostate gland begin to pick up steam, often leading to cancer of the prostate. There is something you can do about it. Several things, in fact.

Cockroaches: Smarter than You Think

by Viktor Quixote

Ah, what an aberration these humans be.

2018 9-14. Detroit. Okay. You are one smart human being, appointed by Jehovah as vice-regent of His earthly holdings. Cockroaches are filthy, uncouth parasites on the domestic antisepsis of your divinely conferred patches of ground. Consequently, we stamp them out by the millions--by the billions. 

Being Me Has Never Been Easy

Vikki Q

by Viktor Quixote

2013-04-12.  Being a male motel maid is not as sexy as most people imagine. Or maybe I should say it is not sexy in the manner they would suppose it to be. You know, running around up and down the halls, being chased around by big hairy truck drivers who want to have carnal relations with the beautiful young maid. It could happen someday, but it hasn't yet. No, being a maid is more like being a matinee movie idol, except real movie stars don't have to clean up after truck drivers, or haul big bags of trash around.

American Widow Manipulated by Children, Part I

by Viktor Quixote

 Papa Was Right

It was in the spring of 2016 that first I met Fanny LaTushe. Although I had left my job as a motel housekeeper and moved, I was recalled to manage temporarily the small motel in the U.S. Heartland where formerly I had worked. Its owner was going on a bowling excursion (a rare respite from his 24/7 workaholicism). He had always been a supportive employer,so I was happy to do it for him.

Coming Soon: Lonely Truths

North America's (Don) Quixote

Humans Sprang from the Female Creator and Live in a State of Purgatory
Unbeknownst to Themselves, Viktor Quixote Believes.

Viktor Quixote fled Cuba in 1970 when his burgeoning desire to mate with other males (a practice tolerated by Fidel Castro) didn't find popular support among his Cuban friends, neighbors, and local administrators despite the Castro regime's progressive position. He felt the need to leave his beloved island nation due the exaggerated macho practiced by some Cuban teenagers who harrassed Viktor. Alone in a small sailboat, he navigated the ocean expanse between Havana and Key West.

Fifty years in America has cultivated in him a fine command of the English language. His unabashed curiosity and sometimes wicked humour about human nature, God, and sexuality produced many offbeat pieces of writing, many of them collected and published together here--Viktor's "lonely truths." 

Also, selections from his earlier, more colorful writings are published here for the first time.

--Tommy George, publisher

   September 24, 2018